Don't Kale My Vibe Vinyl Sticker

Let the haters know: this vibe is organic, and it’s not to be messed with. The “Bitch Don’t Kale My Vibe” sticker features a smiling kale leaf serving sass and chlorophyll-fueled confidence. Whether you’re vegan, plant-curious, or just a sucker for a good pun, this sticker is peak leafy energy.

Stick it on your water bottle, laptop, compost bin, or smoothie blender — basically anywhere someone might try to ruin your day.

Created by a queer, disabled artist who knows the power of plants and petty vibes.

📐 Details:

• Waterproof, weatherproof vinyl

• Approx. 1.96″ × 3″

• Ideal for laptops, reusable water bottles, notebooks, and lunchboxes

• Made and shipped by a queer-owned, disabled small business