I Can't I'm Dead Vinyl Sticker - PRE-ORDER

Some days, the only thing on your to-do list is: lay dramatically on the floor like a possum and decline all invitations.This sticker says it so you don’t have to. Featuring a cartoon possum in full dramatic shutdown mode, this design is perfect for anyone whose coping mechanism is pretending to be dead (emotionally, spiritually, or otherwise).

Slap this on your laptop, water bottle, phone case, or emotional support notebook as a warning sign: brain = off, requests = denied.

🖤 Durable, weatherproof vinyl

📏 Approximate size: 3" x 3"

💦 Waterproof, dishwasher-safe, and built to last through emotional meltdowns and minor existential crises

✨ Perfect for neurodivergent babes, burnout survivors, and anyone embracing the ✨nope✨